In the past few weeks mooch has had quite a few ppl return. The main reason for them being lost is because mooch had to move. With no way to contact them or get in contact with someone in mooch they were never able to follow. Although the ops have tried to make the move a successful one without many losses.

Not like this tandem happens a whole helluva lot, but its seeming to become all the rage with the former moochers lately. Somewhere in there xenokite stepped in proclaiming he had a life for a brief moment. the tandem fad didn't start there, but with FrappeTheStampede and KingKinn, even though Frappe bailed soon after. Next up is ddr and and and.. okay, maybe the reporter should of thought this through before throwing in 'tandem fad' and 'tandem retuns'... After Subaru-sama searched for mooch for "6 months", Sub talked to Inu-chan who knew where we were at.

Subaru-sama joined and said many great things "'Heeeeerrrrreeeeesssssss Johnnnyyyyy!!!'?" and "XD". During our day-long interview with Sub , we find out that xenokite now has someone to haras--talk with when he comes home from work, atleast for the summertime. xenokite was quoted as saying "cool". Inu-chan was also present and commented on various things, but left later in the night. Inu-chan seem to of enjoyed the time, so maybe Inu will return too.

Is this two at a time rejoinings from people that were at one time branded with an 'am' on their ass a fad? Who knows, Krillin was drunk that night. But it is really helping our chan out. We hope more lost souls find their way to the spiritual comet that is animemooch.(had to be there)

Subaru-sama also stated some other great things about animemooch, but it was too much like real news.

-xenokite
Fake Reporter
AM News Network